We just bought a LOT of books.
I would buy them all.
Sorry, they’re already ours. :-P
Elli, we need to travel to the U.S. and take up residence at Uncle Walters’ and The Girls’ place. Group travel. Big group.
Listen, if you’ll help clean the house, you can live here for free, eat our food, and read all our books. The trouble is getting someone in the door who won’t run screaming at the mess.
Don’t tempt me. :)
Listen, my house is a fucking pigsty. Anyone willing and able to help keep it clean is welcome to share in anything of mine.
Uncle Walter and I are both really good in bed, and not overly picky.
You got me at “food” and “books” and I think you only ask for someone who’ll help cleaning (which I am scaringly effective at, once I get into the swing).
… anything else is optional?
Oh, yeah, I was just throwing that as a possible incentive. :-P
But really, we’d just be happy to have the fucking house clean. UW does a lot, but I can’t do much at all physically, and the kids do pull their weight a lot, but there’s just too much to do.
… you know, considering how many teens on here have fucked up home situations or are kicked out, you actually could offer them a deal on that. “Come over, you get an accepting, funky place to stay until your life is sorted out. Would be nice if you’d help cleaning a bit but otherwise free of charge”.
Anyways, just let me wake up my bf and inform him I’ll emigrate.
You know, you’re right. All joking aside, we live in a nice neighborhood, on a large, private lot, in a suburb of DC (so there’s always something to do), in a progressive area, and we’re VERY open-minded people. We’re accepting and welcoming, and we’re damned accommodating people.
There are only 3 things:
1) You have to be a US citizen (sorry, I probably should have mentioned that, lol) or be willing to have your name given to the government if you’re a foreign national (It’s a requirement for UW’s job — he has to report foreign nationals that he interacts with so they don’t think he’s selling secrets or something).
2) UW cannot know of, be aware of, or catch you doing anything illegal. He’s got no real moral opposition to things like drugs or underage drinking — it’s also a work thing.
3) No guns. It’s nothing personal, but we have 2 young kids.
So, seriously, if you know someone who needs a SAFE environment to stay, doesn’t mind kids and pets, and is willing to live in a pigsty until they can do a lot of cleaning, and help keep things clean after that, then we’re interested — send an ask or a message!
Male, female, anything in between, we don’t care.
We’re not vegetarians and we don’t keep kosher.
Anything else? I can’t think of anything else.
Access to a shit-load of books, Netfix, Hulu+, Amazon Prime, Xbox 360s, TiVos, Rokus, Cable, PS3, and guaranteed a computer. And if you need extra money, we are ALSO in need of someone to help sell things on eBay!
Right now I don’t know anyone. But knowing my dash there’ll soon be an emergency call from some teenager on here. I’ll link you to them. *cuddles* Blessings from the universe in all its forms.