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eviru hat auf dein Foto geantwortet “Selfie friday because I’m cute”

does that mean “i post selfies the whole day, because it’s friday” or “i post selfies every friday”? …blargh, who cares. it’s always nice to see your cute smile. :)

I thought more along the lines of posting a selfie each friday because, why not… but if my skin suddenly turns purple or my eyes are bright green or something I guess I’ll show that off too. :D Thanks.

Regarding 50 shades of gray

I think for now it would be best to simply pretend that thing doesn’t exist and will never xist. Let’s just pretend there’s no movie, let’s not talk about, becuase in the end we will a) get ma about a movie we can’t stop from existing anymore and b) inadvertedly give it attention whih will lead to more movie goes for this turd pile.

Best way to deal with it - ignore it for now. Don’T give it attention.

Until it’s two weeks in the cinema or so. If the movie goers have not started harking on it yet, we can do so, because really, bad talk about it beforehand will only make people curious.

Selfie friday because I’m cute

Selfie friday because I’m cute

rampant-noodle:

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thatruskieyakattack:

completed-nihilism:

Vantablack

British researchers have created the ‘new black’ of the science world - and it is being dubbed super black.

The material absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of light, a new world record, and is so dark the human eye struggles to discern its shape and dimension, giving the appearance of a black hole.

Named Vantablack, or super black, it also conducts heat seven and half times more effectively than copper, and is ten times stronger than steel.

It is created by Surrey NanoSystems using carbon nanotubes, which are 10,000 thinner than human hair and so miniscule that light cannot get in but can pass into the gaps in between.

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I want a dress of this.

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childrenmilk:

bong-hits-for-yeezus:

Butt Pudding

Never gonna not reblog

That’s Rei. To me that’s Rei.
And Nagisa happily will gobble that up.

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cinquespotted:

jingletribble:

jingletribble:

i’m bored while doing my latin homework i am this close to translating the opening monologue to star trek into classical latin someone stop me quick

caelum. finito terminalis. is cursus est de commissi navistella. sui legatio quintus-annus - munduses ignotus novus exploro. lux nova et cultus novus sequor. cedo audacius quatenus homonis aput iit.

I have a serious problem.

(Quelle: chharliedayarchive, via sorion)

helenatheawkwardjellyfish:

OK when Rei confronted Rin, did anyone else notice that when speaking of Haru and Makoto he referred to them as senpai and Nagisa was kun, an honorific reserved for small children specifically young boys. Isn’t that adorable? He thinks of Nagisa as cute little kid :)

I’m so so, so sorry,I wnted to send you n ask but your ask box is disabld. Or I’m dumb, either way I gonna delete this later on.

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deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

(Quelle: asexualityresources, via stvky)

insouciantchthonian:

siberianchan:

insouciantchthonian:

siberianchan:

alkahestic:

insouciantchthonian:

Crossover where Bucky’s arm is actually automail. Ed actually brought his through the gate the first time but was forced to abandon it due to its high tech being too high profile. Somehow it ends up in HYDRA’s hands and they study it and use it’s technologies to make The Winter Soldier’s arm. Then when the Elric brothers go through the gate together they end up in the modern mcu timeline. Al and Cap get on like a house on fire. Ed and Nat form a mutual respect club because she reminds him of a certain Col, Bastard and Nat can see the weight of Ed’s past in his eyes.

Bonus conversations between Ed, Stark and Banner, because geniuses need to stick together and Fullmetal knows the awful price one can pay for the darker side of science and thinks Hulk is the shit. Also Al and Pepper live in fear of Ed and Tony’s “invention parties”. Thor and Al are buddies. Jane and he talk science and dimensions all the time.

i would pay real money for this

Bonus for Al being actually a member of the Science bros club (he’s an Elric. They are genetically engineered to be geniuses by The Gate and nobody can convince me otherwise) and he and Jane team up to on occasion take away one screw of a machine or add something to a chemical mix to neutralize it, so these madmen can’t wreck too much havoc.

Also Al has no fear whatsoever of Nataha and pretty much is glued onto her, because let’s face it, she’s a cat in a human body and any cat is a good cat. (much to Nat’s initial irritation. Which probably prompts Al to glue even more to her for a bit because he likes annoying headstrong people.)


I like your additions. Add more.

:D Imagine though Jane, having analyzed the Bifrost and the Elrics figure out how to open a gate to some interdimensional space wnabling the boys to use alchemy temporarily. Imagine Tony freaking out with both horror and delight (Because boah, awesome, also finally someone who apreciates Ed’s… ahem… aesthetics but also because FUCK since the theory and philosophy IS the same as our medieval Alchemyand magic and fuck that stuff actually works and his world shifts a bit.) They are bit out of pactise though and instead of crossing the Gate they… ahem… pull someone through.

Enter colonel Bastard having EPIC snark offs with Tony and being happy to now have TWO shorties to pick on. Less happy he is about the fact that he now has two Elrics to deal with and… my guess is that Al is both genuinely sweet but also has just as bad a temper as Ed and can be just as snarky. He just doesn’t feel inclined to follow these traits too often, so when he does… it’s mayhem. (and considering their situation he feels less need to actively hold back so yeah, his respect for Roy is just as high as Ed himself.)

And imagine Roy tying to flirt with Natasha. She doesn’t even have to say anything before he withers and hides somewhere wishing he was back in his office with Hawkeyes gun at his temple.

(also I guess Ed would LOVE to get his automail back because even though Tony fitted him a new one with all the cool gimmicks and stuff - he doesn’t really need that pulsor thingie, and even though he hates to admit it, he’s a sentimentalist and he WANTS THE AUTOMAIL BACK OTHERWISE WINRY WILL MAKE HER WAY THROUGH THE GATE AND KILL HIM!! At which point Tony, who was a bit miffed about this looks at Pepperunderstands and nods “Ok, kid, count me in.”

And then there’s the moment where Tony realized that Ed (and very possibly Al too, considering he has his memories back now full swing as in “Yes I experienced that shit and it kinda explains several habits I had during the time I couldn’t remember also are you REALLY asking me why I’m so fucking afraid of losing my brother AGAIN?!” ) suffers from PTSD, so he locks them in a room with the best therapist he knows - Bruce Banner. (next in line for a session would be Roy, probs.)

I see your Roy getting blown off by Black Widow and raise you a Mustang and Romanov using each other as sounding boards for flirtation tactics and subterfuge dynamics and being each other’s wingman and never entering into a romantic relationship even though everyone around them thinks they are THE power couple when really between the two of them they could bring the world to their knees but they just don’t have a reason to (yet). I can see Roy trying to charm Pepper and it just backfiring spectacularly though. She’s dealt with enough of Tony’s brand of ‘charm’ to ever fall for that. Ed almost pisses himself laughing in the background. Roy has never wished for his alchemy so fervently in his life.

Al’s temper is partly the reason he and Thor get on so well, when drinking some of the asgardian mead, Thor likened the Elric brothers to weather formations: whilst Edward is a whirlwind, picking up everything you thought you knew and flinging it about before spitting it out when you least expect it for it to land in a field miles away from its starting point leaving a trail of destruction in its wake; Alphonse is lightning, precision and deadly and rare. You can predict where lightning MIGHT occur, and where it is but the individual bolts are unpredictable and erratic. Being the god of thunder, Thor has a unique appreciation for lightning. He even lets Al hold his hammer sometimes. (the young genius can pick it up but says it’s as heavy as a two tonne sledgehammer and would rather stick to other weapons if that’s alright)

also Banner’s school of psychology, oh dear lord I can imagine it. sometimes Bucky and Roy do joint sessions (if we were doing a proper crossover rather than fusion, I’m still debating whether Roy or Ed would be TWS and thus respectively Ed or Al would be Cap, but either way, Roy and Bucky would have a lot of things in common once Buck’s programming started deteriorating)

Ohhhh yes. Roy and Nat practising on each other how to both flirt and play the hapless person being flirted at (because really, how often do you get the info and access you need because you play „not stupid but stupefeyed by the sexy“ and they both need a bit practise in that field.

(Also when the others ask both Hawkeye – Ed laughs for days at the coincidence – and the Elrics they just look at them, shrug and then shake their heads because they all know how to distinguish flirting-for-job-reasons with actual wooing.)

And then ooooh, imagine how Nat and Roy individually take the Tower apart just by smiling. … imagine Roy getting Tony to casually question his sexuality (not that Tony would be too shocked. More a bit surprised – he played with the thought but never seriously)
… imagine Nat trying to get back at Al for having been so annoyingly clingy for the first few weeks by trying to flirt him out of his shoes. (I have NO idea how Al would react though. Only that Ed would die of a shock at first)
(Nat cackles for days at Roy failing to woo Pepper. But you know, Tony witnesed it. And tries out eye patches for a bit. Fury then has to go to the hopital since his fit of laughter gave him cramps)

And yes, yes, yes, yes to Thor and the Elrics. Imagine him doting on the two like a father or big brother both for each individually and as a set because he is just so happy about these two and their strong relationship (ignore what the man who occasionally will turn big and green to fight valiantly says about your codependency issues, I consider your brotherly love beautiful and a thing to behold and I deeply wish I had been a better brother to Loki. - because well, Ed and Al in the 2001anime ARE pretty codependent *sigh*) (him talking about Loki makes the brothers a bit uncomfortable though… at one point they’ll HAVE to come to terms with the fact that one way or another Envy WAS their brother)

Also, imagine them doing combat practise with Steve, Bucky and Natasha. Considering Ed will probably forever remain as… … … lithe as he is now and I doubt Al will ever be much bigger as Alfons (my headcanon has that he wont get much taller than ed, since being „frozen“ inside the Gate HAS to have some side effects) it will be an interesting experience for all of them. And they’ll all be bruised after a session and will be hurting all over, you can bet on bloodied noses or scratches and bites (something the Elrics never had to rely on but hey, two trained assassins and a guy who actually looks like Armstrong in Pretty and is probably twice as strong and fast as hell, that puts them in a bit of a pinch) to occur. Bruce just deeply sighs and patches them up one after the other.
(also he assigns physical therapy both to the Elrics and to Bucky. Something’s troubling you and you can’t talk about it? Exercise yourself until you fall down, and I bet you suddenly can talk, then come over here or look for someone to talk to. It’s on such an occurence that Steve and Tony learn why exactly Ed wants his automail back, additionally to several buckets of tears and snot and a shit ton of home sickness and guilt for having „brought“ Al with him too. It’s not pretty, but Ed feels better afterwards.
The nightmares the two of them suffer however wont cease for a long time. Tony for a nanosecond thinks of introducing them to alcohol (since it was his first-aid for so long but then thinks that 1,5 dry alcoholics (I’m still not sure whether Roy would fall under this or whether he had a one-time-case of sorrow-drowning and now just occasionally enjoys some nice brandy) are enough on their team. … when he mentions it to Roy he has to run for his life. Roy, after all is still extremely protective of his boys. But better not mention it to him. Or his boys.)

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makochantachibanana:

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catskid100:

e-r-w-i-n:

im laughing cause they look like a 90’s boyband

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the backstroke boys

THE BACKSTROKE BOYS

N’Synchronized Swimming

98° (is good swimming weather)

Take That! To the pool

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insouciantchthonian:

siberianchan:

alkahestic:

insouciantchthonian:

Crossover where Bucky’s arm is actually automail. Ed actually brought his through the gate the first time but was forced to abandon it due to its high tech being too high profile. Somehow it ends up in HYDRA’s hands and they study it and use it’s technologies to make The Winter Soldier’s arm. Then when the Elric brothers go through the gate together they end up in the modern mcu timeline. Al and Cap get on like a house on fire. Ed and Nat form a mutual respect club because she reminds him of a certain Col, Bastard and Nat can see the weight of Ed’s past in his eyes.

Bonus conversations between Ed, Stark and Banner, because geniuses need to stick together and Fullmetal knows the awful price one can pay for the darker side of science and thinks Hulk is the shit. Also Al and Pepper live in fear of Ed and Tony’s “invention parties”. Thor and Al are buddies. Jane and he talk science and dimensions all the time.

i would pay real money for this

Bonus for Al being actually a member of the Science bros club (he’s an Elric. They are genetically engineered to be geniuses by The Gate and nobody can convince me otherwise) and he and Jane team up to on occasion take away one screw of a machine or add something to a chemical mix to neutralize it, so these madmen can’t wreck too much havoc.

Also Al has no fear whatsoever of Nataha and pretty much is glued onto her, because let’s face it, she’s a cat in a human body and any cat is a good cat. (much to Nat’s initial irritation. Which probably prompts Al to glue even more to her for a bit because he likes annoying headstrong people.)


I like your additions. Add more.

:D Imagine though Jane, having analyzed the Bifrost and the Elrics figure out how to open a gate to some interdimensional space wnabling the boys to use alchemy temporarily. Imagine Tony freaking out with both horror and delight (Because boah, awesome, also finally someone who apreciates Ed’s… ahem… aesthetics but also because FUCK since the theory and philosophy IS the same as our medieval Alchemyand magic and fuck that stuff actually works and his world shifts a bit.) They are bit out of pactise though and instead of crossing the Gate they… ahem… pull someone through.

Enter colonel Bastard having EPIC snark offs with Tony and being happy to now have TWO shorties to pick on. Less happy he is about the fact that he now has two Elrics to deal with and… my guess is that Al is both genuinely sweet but also has just as bad a temper as Ed and can be just as snarky. He just doesn’t feel inclined to follow these traits too often, so when he does… it’s mayhem. (and considering their situation he feels less need to actively hold back so yeah, his respect for Roy is just as high as Ed himself.)

And imagine Roy tying to flirt with Natasha. She doesn’t even have to say anything before he withers and hides somewhere wishing he was back in his office with Hawkeyes gun at his temple.

(also I guess Ed would LOVE to get his automail back because even though Tony fitted him a new one with all the cool gimmicks and stuff - he doesn’t really need that pulsor thingie, and even though he hates to admit it, he’s a sentimentalist and he WANTS THE AUTOMAIL BACK OTHERWISE WINRY WILL MAKE HER WAY THROUGH THE GATE AND KILL HIM!! At which point Tony, who was a bit miffed about this looks at Pepperunderstands and nods “Ok, kid, count me in.”

And then there’s the moment where Tony realized that Ed (and very possibly Al too, considering he has his memories back now full swing as in “Yes I experienced that shit and it kinda explains several habits I had during the time I couldn’t remember also are you REALLY asking me why I’m so fucking afraid of losing my brother AGAIN?!” ) suffers from PTSD, so he locks them in a room with the best therapist he knows - Bruce Banner. (next in line for a session would be Roy, probs.)

she-fears-a-cage sagte: Experts have said the Earth doesn't need any more repopulation. So OBVIOUSLY everyone on it has a bigger purpose than just pumping out kids. You say we should kill women after menopause? I say that's the stupidest idea I have ever heard. Look at all the female writers, actresses, theologians, scientists - how much they've contributed to society. WITHOUT THEM, the world as we know it would be different. And without dedicated women of the future, I shudder to consider what the world will become.

emoboyhategirls:

If you look at the animal kingdom, barely any other female species outlive their fertility.

*looks at chimps, gorillas, bonobos, in short, looks at animal societies where child-rearing duties are shared by the whole community an where the elders pass on experience and knowledge*

If you go by that also consider that the quality of human sperm decreases at the point of their mid-life (in short older dads mean a higher risk for sick kids) - now older males especially in pack- or herd organized species get killed off by younger stronger males. Or driven off to die a lonely death.

You know, sinc you’re already so busy misquoting Darwin, please go all the way out, otherwise it’s a bit too obvious you’re just expressing your irrational hatred of women. But then again, it’s always fairly easy to hate on people you will always only see from a distance, right?

Rin Matsuoka is a huge dork pass it on

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

My theory is, that these daydreams of a somewhat different self of yours are atually AUs where your life went slightly - or not so slightly - different. The core (your identity, your talents, your passions, some basic traits like temper) remain the same but are expressed slightly different, not to mention that a differnt life means different experiences.

But since from your perspective you are kinda the center of all the AUS where you exist your mind can occasionally slip through the dimensions and glimpse at the other You and this is when you daydream about the different yous.

(Quelle: tardismemes, via queercapsicle)